Let the Taper Tantrums Begin

 

That’s MY Basket

I was just at the shopping centre, minding my own business and trying to put a packet of soba noodles in my basket, when a girl shouldered me and and then put her tuna in my basket.

Both the guy she was with and I were so taken aback that we just kind of looked at her.

And it was a good few seconds before I managed a ‘erugh’ and she finally looked up at me, realised I wasn’t her friend, and did that awkward half giggle, half apology that makes you question whether Darwin had it wrong. (Though, to be fair, on any other day, that girl and I would probably be in reverse positions…)

 

Taper Time

Taper is already irritating. After I dropped Little J of at the airport to head back to Melbourne, I went to do my gym workout.

I am pleased to report that this time, it was not ‘blah’! It was, however, underwhelming.

Kate

World’s best selfie – but clearly, post-workout, I was not overly destroyed.

I never thought I’d say this, but I miss my speed sessions. It’s just not as satisfying to have an easy elliptical and rowing session. I want to go hard, sweat buckets, and come out feeling sick and satisfied. Taper says no.

Rower

On the rower…

It’s only a few days in, and I’m beginning to see why people talk about the ‘taper tantrums’ and the mental element of taper being the most difficult. Having gotten over most of the blah, this body has been conditioned to go hard or go home. The worst bit is that these sessions are just going to get shorter and more irritating over the next two weeks!

 

Too Many Rules!

And it’s not just the workouts. The nutritional element is quite tricky. Here I was ready to just eat mud cake until marathon day, but no, it’s all about -



Fueling right, but not overdoing it, but not dieting, but decreasing carbs, but making sure to get plenty of carbs, and not over-eating, but eating when you need to, but being aware you need a little less, but still get lots of protein, and don’t stop eating fats, and keep up the sodium, but don’t eat more than you need, but expect a little bit of weight gain and don’t try to lose it.

For an obsessive nutter like me, that’s a mine-field!

Tonight's dessert

You aren’t taking away my chocolate and berries

So I’ve given myself some basic taper food principles, and please feel free to weigh into what I put in my mouth if you know better – because most of the time, I sure don’t!

 

1. Don’t diet (this is the big one for me, I’m quick to cut carbs and sugar when I feel those pants getting tighter)

 

2. Eat a little less (like two breakfasts instead of three)

 

3. Be careful with iron – I know I can get low quickly 

 

4. In the first week, get plenty of protein to help those muscles I’ve been working to death, and have plenty of fruit and veg to keep my immune system feeling good.

 

5. In the second week, keep it balanced, and get plenty of healthy fats.

 

6. In the last 4 days, start increasing the carbs

 

7.Carb-load like a BOSS.

 

I can do 7. But I know that at some point I’ll notice I’ve stuffed it up, and then I’ll subject you to another several hundred words about fuel.

I’m starting to sound like a very expensive car. Also a crazy lady.

 

The Ghost Runner

And on the crazy train, I got thinking about the things people sacrifice to run. So here’s today’s main question -

What does your exercise of choice interfere with?

 

The other day, Mum commented on a post:

Mum comment

It’s a really good point. I doubt very much that Mr The Rake will go into labour with my child while I’m out running, but he certainly loses hours of quality time with me, and the opportunity for me to do my share of chores around the house because I’m working towards my mad goals.

On the flip-side, it gets me out of his hair, and he knows that I’m not content unless I’m chasing something down.

 


You want to do what?

 

Today’s Moment

I had a meeting for work, and it was the kind of situation where you feel like everyone is on your side and wants you to succeed. Sometimes people are just wonderful.

 

Your Turn!

Has anyone ever mistaken you for someone else?
Taper tips?
What do you sacrifice to achieve what you want?

 

 

13 comments

  1. I agree tapering is hard girl. I too want to just run hard! But tapering is good for our bodies…I think it helps conserve some of that energy we need on race day. At least that’s what I think…I could be wrong but it sounds good lol!
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  2. Jenna says:

    Hahaha! I love the tuna story! Once a lil girl about three yrs old mistook me for her mom in a movie theatre. I felt so bad for her bc she was totally lost at the moment. Hang in there w the tapering. You can do it, girlie! Jut think about me who is completely off from running for the time being! You will succeed!! Love u!

  3. Peta says:

    My only taper tip is: in the 5 days leading up to the big day don’t eat anywhere you haven’t eaten before. This is because, I can say from experience, that food poisoning always comes at the worst times! Otherwise keep going I’m so impressed! xxxxx

    • Kate says:

      Oh my gosh Peta, that sounds like something learnt from experience. I’m definitely taking that one on board! I can’t think of anything worse. And thank you so much :-)

  4. Kierston says:

    I don’t think I tapered in preparing for my 1/2 come to think of it. I just went out for a run a few days before the race then put my legs to rest until the big day! :) I quite enjoyed that :)
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  5. I hate tapering. I want to move, move, move….
    Good luck.
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  6. Bean says:

    Just wanted to say that I love your blog and it cracks me up every single time I read. Thank you for sharing your awesomeness. Hang in there with the taper. Think of it as stock piling energy to push you through the race at goal pace. I like to watch running movies while tapering to be all inspired- Spirit of the Marathon is a good one. My hubby gets cranky sometimes with the amount of racing I do – what you don’t love that I spend all our money on race entries, travel and shoes? WEIRD. But for the most part he is happy I am off entertaining myself instead of demanding that he entertain me.
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    • Kate says:

      Thank you so much! You just gave me the biggest smile :-) .

      Watching race movies is a great idea. And Mr The Rake could totally sympathise with your hubby.

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