Meet the Family

I am gearing up for tomorrow’s long run. 


This was after my 22km. Tomorrow is 27km. Oh dear.

Today, intervals were on the menu, and I have some brilliant photos of my blistered hands from the rower (what runner has blisters on their hands??). 

Unfortunately, I can’t upload the photos due to my lack of technological know-how. So I have something much more entertaining for you.  

*Language Warning* x10

My family are mental. Completely and utterly mental. And it’s been the highlight of my stay in Melbourne.

 

Meet Little J

Little J is 17, and the quiet type.


Little J

From time to time, he lets other people do the talking.

Like at his deb (Debutante Ball), when he was introduced to the audience as

Jim is fond of wearing pants

He’s also incredibly intelligent. This year he won a principal’s award. As he reached the stage to accept, the presenter read out Little J’s future aspirations

One day, Jim hopes to be the best forklift driver in South Australia

 

Meet Big J

Big J is 22. His hobbies include Rap Battles and convincing policemen to bring him home in cuffs, just for fun.


I don’t have his permission to post a photo, but his dinner from last night is a starting point to his personality.

Today, he hacked into our mother’s Facebook account.




After Mum got over her horror, she turned on me. I had promised to change the kitty litter, and forgot.

Mum:


I’ll have to get a new daughter

Big J:


One with an untwistable stomach

I cried. I don’t know why I’ve stayed away for so long.

 

Today’s Moment

See above.

I take that back. Big J just brought out a megaphone and sat down next to Mum. 

 

Your Turn!

Do you have a family drama to share?

12 comments

  1. jenna says:

    oh my gosh! your family sounds absolutely HILARIOUS. i would love to sit down to a dinner with them some night and just observe everything! hahaha. my fam is pretty chill. no drama at all, honestly. we’re all really close and pretty laid back! happy day to ya, love!

    • Kate says:

      It sounds like you have an awesome relationship with your fam! Mine are incredibly fun to observe, and I always forget how much they make me laugh. I am starting to wonder how I got through my exams in high school though!

  2. Oh my god, I’m dying with laughter. Your family sounds nuts, but in the best possible way.
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  3. LOL!!!! It sounds like you are having a great time girl!!! So funny!!! Your poor Mum!!!!
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  4. Kat says:

    HAHAHA this post is GREAT!!
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  5. Big J says:

    a lot of that was taken out of context but yes I am funny

  6. Your family sound ridiculous. Fabulous!
    My mother is out of control. She says things that moms should not say, but is hilarious. So I love her for it. Sounds like our families would mesh well.
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